I THINK NOT
the worst part about periods is like
i wash you, vagina
i buy you nice toys
i even give you a hair cut sometimes
and you gon do me like this, vagina?
you gon do me like this BITCH PANTIES DON’T GROW ON TREES
Isn’t that smoke so pretty, so enticing to watch…
That soft blue hue, the way that it flows into a pretty girl
Do you notice that? The way it flows, the way it forms the curves of her body.
The way it moves into her hair, spreading out behind her.
Just watch it, watch the way it moves, the way it curves and flows…
So smoothly, so enticing…
Peaceful and relaxing…
You can feel it stirring in you as you look at that gif now, feeling the subtle sensuality in it…
And the more you look at it the more arousing you find it, the more enticing…
The urge to touch, to be teased, to be played with is growing inside you…
Just watch the smoke and feel that urge growing, pulsing, flowing inside you…
Would you like to touch yourself? If you want to you should send me an ask to say so. Maybe I’ll let you…
Until then just watch that smoke and enjoy…
That’s a good girl.
you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man
Kitten rejected by mother and raised by golden retriever
This nigga musta been high as fuck
"my best bud leaf"
Pony posters! Never available before, except at maybe one convention per year. They’re all original work and not sold anywhere. You can get yours for $12 apiece. Contact gilchristgarrett at gmail.com. Original pony drawings are also available, and other fun things.
Some body tricks you can use.
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